Why do ex-Stasi officers make the best Berlin taxi drivers?
Because you only need to tell them your name and they’ll already know where you live!
I know you’re thinking, That joke is so last century, but whateva, it made me laugh. I can’t afford taxis anyway, so what the hell do I know.
From the Top Ten Communist Jokes, on the Times Online’s Comment Central.
Good to see you’ve got it up and running…
I liked the why do the KGB always go around in threes joke. It’s about the only joke I can remember (I’m terrible at that sort of thing), so I tell it to everyone I meet.